offbalance | Today in brief

07:17 @huma_rashid I WAS BORN IN 1980 OKAY HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?! #
07:22 is getting really sick and tired of this "no hot water" BS. #
07:39 RT @antheia: Okay, Friday, let's do this. A few hours of work, and then three days off. #
09:13 @patkiernan my mom has had a Mercury Sable for 15 years - it still runs like almost-new. #
09:47 @antheia Carole Lombard. What a dogface! *eyeroll* #funnywomenarehideous #
12:45 @huma_rashid take the map - I've had them come in handy when the directions & GPS fail. #
14:21 @jvfriedman going to miss you too!!! #
14:23 Is having margaritas. Yay summer fridays!! #
15:03 RT @RogerClark41: It really does take different strokes to move the world...so long gary coleman... #
15:05 @jvfriedman gurl, he dead! #