offbalance | Today in brief

09:01 Wonders why they always have to release a new frigging iphone everytime I need stuff at the Apple store? UGH. #
10:40 @antheia thursdays are pure evil. #
10:43 @miss_softee my real answer: strawberries, coconut and blueberries: red, white & blue. Sarcastic: bacon, pb, bananas, and oil. #
11:49 @antheia he's so amazing. He makes boring filing fly by. #
11:59 @antheia I feel I have failed you as a friend by not sharing th
e love. #
12:05 @antheia I always assume I'm the last to know about these things! *hangs head* #
14:05 RT @antheia: "You don't agree with homosexuality? I don't agree with gravity, but shit still falls." Dan Savage #
14:08 @antheia if I were supreme ruler of the world, he'd be in charge of the mandatory sexual education & health class. #
14:11 @antheia ME TOO. SO MUCH. #
14:59 @atu2 OMG PLEASE!! #
15:00 @burgerjointNYC my stomach thanks you and my thighs curse you for this info. #
15:52 @antheia OMG - best ever. I wanted to strangle her - she was positively sniveling!! #
15:59 @antheia it wasn't her situation, it was all the "I" statements. #
16:03 @antheia not even a little. Eventually you get around to the "fuck off!" (Its part of the whole backbone thing) #