Now, where is my red one?

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Dear Entire Working Population (and people I deal with on a regular basis):

I've been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Color me old-fashioned, but if I'm going to put loose sheets of paper together that will be together for a long time, I tend to use a staple; especially when there are many sheets and its an issue if they get lost. As such, I have to ask: "What's with the paper clips?" Is it a fear of commitment, did all of your staplers break on the same day? Why are we abandoning our old reliable friend, Mr. Stapler in favor of the untrustworthy paper clip? Now, don't get me wrong - clips have uses, but if you give them too much to deal with at once, they will get overloaded and drop everything.

Remember: The Stapler is your Friend.

Yours in Manillaville,

Me.

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Not at all! But it is possible to waste away in both.