offbalance | Today in brief

23:55 @eaners unless you're my brother -in-law. He likes meat on the cob. #
23:56 is home after a super excellent meal at Casa JessandKip. Hope I can return the favor soon! #
08:22 Suddenly has a deep, personal understanding of DMX's "Move, Bitch (get out the way). #
08:23 @wendywoowho my favorite Astaire-Rodgers film, without question. #
08:37 @meganlibrarian why can't slow people on the stairs GET OUT OF THE WAY so you can go around them? It made me miss a train! RAAAAGE! #
10:08 @jvfriedman good plan. #
11:16 attention: I am not tech support. If you're having a program problem, call those trained to deal, not me. Thanks. #awesomenotmagical #
11:19 @rutila that's really awesome. I wish a place in Brooklyn would do something like this! #
11:19 RT @BreakingNews: Woman tells CNN that Iranian security forces have opened fire at protesters outside the parliament in Tehran. #
11:20 keeps saying she's going to stop following @breakingnews, yet can't turn her eyes away. #
12:04 @spodalicious me too! #
13:30 @rutila I am greatly intrigued. Just have to double-check the calendar! #
14:09 RT @Orbitz: We’re giving away a free airline ticket today! FOLLOW @Orbitz & RT this msg to be eligible to win bit.ly/bVSuU #
14:10 is battling the annual end-of-year crazy storm. #
14:45 @jrinrevision I still have no idea why his special lady friend couldn't just jet it up to SC. Sounds like it would have been much easier. #
14:49 @jrinrevision makes me yearn for the days of smart & sneaky politicos. This guy's dumb and bad at sneaky. #
15:06 @meganlibrarian if it wasn't a female, I will NEVER stop laughing. @jrinrevision #
15:07 @reppep me too. Completely and utterly. Next comp will NOT be a dell. I'm between a Thinkpad and HP right now. #
15:07 @rutila oh! don't forget the part where he finds an old scroll that turns out to be Jesus's grocery list! #
15:10 @meganlibrarian @jrinrevision never mind. Coworker is re-watching the press conference, he referred to his friend as a "she." #
15:14 @jrinrevision THIS EXACTLY. It will make my year if it's a she-male. @meganlibrarian #
15:17 @jrinrevision did I? #
16:17 RT @quirkyslayer dick move: leaving your kids and wife on Father's day for your slam piece in argentina. super dick move if you're govenor #
16:19 @jrinrevision well, maybe they have an agreement that if women's lingere and wigs are worn, it's a she. #
16:21 @felmurfud how is it? #
16:27 @quirkyslayer daily show is going to be AWESOME. #
16:30 @antheia ::happy dance:: #
16:32 @sailorboyj LOL. (also, we are SO watching the Daily Show tonight!!) #
16:43 RT @cyborgturkey: The ceremony where John Edwards passed Mark Sanford the trophy for Biggest Fucking Dumbass was very moving. (LOL forever) #
16:44 @jrinrevision the truth is, it wasn't about you...I'm just a dumbass, who wanted some tail, now I'm real screwed... #
16:50 @jrinrevision whut? #
19:23 Can haz her a/c, thanks to her fabulous and handy boyfriend!!! #
19:33 @antheia YES you do! #