offbalance | Today in brief

22:30 loved seeing another A-BOMB! From A-Rod!!! #
23:05 ::sings:: beat the mets! Beat the Mets! Grab your bat and beat the Mets! #
09:24 Is kind of regretting not doing a csa this year :( #
10:41 @michelehumes she didnt' stand with him during the press conference. It's a step forward, anyway. Me? His ass would be tossed out. #
11:13 @michelehumes That would be the worst thing. And the reason I'd pretty much go after him with both barrels and a really good lawyer. #
11:30 @applessixeleven it did! #
11:31 @applessixeleven I highly recommend tweetdeck, twitzap, and this link: bit.ly/53ztb #
11:35 always thought "Do They Know It's Christmas" was a MUCH better song than "We Are the World." #
11:35 always thought "Do They Know It's Christmas" was a MUCH better song than "We Are the World." #
11:35 @applessixeleven they're shortened, to help get around the character limit #
12:00 @applessixeleven no, you have to monitor it. Tweetdeck separates the @replies, which is helpful #
12:01 @_whatshername heinous mullet, terrific solo: "BUT TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM, INSTEAAAAD OF YOUUUUU!" #
12:07 @dotmumble well, it's sort of a good touchpoint of plenty. The expression "just like christmas" is not new. I saw what they did there. #
12:12 All the Michael Jackson videos are making me want to watch some Weird Al videos. #
14:59 @_whatshername that's hilarious. It's a total Bono line! #
15:00 @yankee32879 didn't know you were a fan - I love them! Saw them @ the Bell House in the spring. And I'm wearing my t-shirt right now! #
15:23 @yankee32879 what did he want to fight with you about? Which album is more twee? #
15:25 is trying again for that nap. #
16:24 had a tiny nap and feels a little better. Now, she feels like kicking some ass. #
18:23 @racheline_m just pretend to have a seizure while standing up. That's really all it takes. #
18:25 Is still the same socially awkward dork that she was @ 16, at least here at the Brooklyn Zine fest! #
18:48 @StadiumInsider we can bring down juggernaut - we just need the X-Men. #