offbalance | Today in brief

22:15 @sailorboyj I love you SO MUCH. #
22:58 oh Project Runway, I missed you SO MUCH. #
23:17 @lauramhepp red was a great choice! You look awesome! #
23:19 Had a fantastic time with her mom! Julie & Julia was a chocolate croissant. #
23:25 @yankee32879 sweet, warm, light, a tiny bit flaky, but deliciously satisfying. #
00:02 @michelehum
es yay! What did you have!! #
09:24 @michelehumes sounds like a fantastic menu to me. Why wouldn't you have ordered the spare ribs? #
09:54 @damiella it's worth having. I've never found it to be a frivolous expense. #
10:05 @damiella it's the humidity that usually kills me. I've found when you have no a/c, going to bed with wet hair helps. #
10:56 @rutila I'd re-read that over Things Fall Apart or Nectar in a Sieve any day of the week!! #
11:09 wonders which publishing company got a memo about a bedbug infestation - it wasn't hers!! twitzap.com/u/vHU #
11:20 @rutila this is true! I would be worried it was us, but we've gotten no such memo. Any guesses? They didn't specifiy book or mag pub! #
11:21 @kevinan that is a solid plan. Which game are you going to? #
11:39 @michelehumes blame the heat. It does things to the mind. #
12:03 @damiella I'm still not sure whether to forgive Marriot Corp after the whole Stamford hotel lawsuit debacle. #
12:46 #ff Eat it! edition: @cafemetro, @treatstruck @streetsweets, @nyccravings, @biggayicecream, @eater, @midtownlunch,@papaperone,@burgerjoinnyc #
12:48 RT @yesmichaelkay: Hey fans! Derek Jeter is producing a new Broadway Show. My early review -- OH WHAT A PLAY BY JETER! | Priceless. Love it. #
12:50 is off to meet up with Jess for a day of cooking and general awesome. *salutes* #