offbalance | Today in brief

23:30 @blergh what is wrong with you? #
07:27 @blergh how did you do that? O_o #
10:06 @patkiernan the whole service animal thing has gotten WAY out of control, and this proves it. I'm sure 99% of it is placebo effect anyway. #
10:12 is going to be up to her ears in work this week. yay. #
11:52 @MidtownLunch probably celebrity apprentice related. #
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:59 @sgreen3 Paulie. #
12:45 @sailorboyj what is that? #
12:46 @blergh ginger and garlic aren't spicy! I think he meant things like salsa and poblano peppers. #
13:12 @sailorboyj what's it of? #
13:12 @blergh I think you're okay if you stick to noodles! Pad See Euw is really mild (and delicious)! #
14:33 @quirkyslayer me too. I don't think it's that bad, though. It's cheesy as hell, but there's good stuff there. #
14:37 @quirkyslayer I loved seeing a vampire as a bad boyfriend, instead of an idealized one. #
14:38 @quirkyslayer Damon especially. A tv vampire hasn't been this much fun since Spike or Angelus! #
14:47 @quirkyslayer Definitely. I like that she's freaked out by the whole thing. I also love the return to the addiction metaphor. #
14:54 @quirkyslayer definitely. I also find "magic ring" easier to believe than "SPARKELZ!" #
14:58 @antheia YOU GO, #glencoco. #
15:45 thinks 4:13 pm is a bullshit start time. #yankees #
15:48 @sgreen3 what kind of shit is that? If you're going to block, you ought to give a reason. #
15:48 @leahmattix MLB has it on lockdown. You have to pay to hear it! #
15:52 @sgreen
3 fuck 'em. They're not worth your time! #
15:52 @DroppingTheBall I'm not expecting a sweep for this series,unless the Angels continue the error rate they had in Game 1-2. #
15:59 @DroppingTheBall they've been that bad. I can't figure out if they're careless or all lost their brains at once. #
16:05 @DroppingTheBall I could blame the cold, but many of them seemed like errors in judgement and communication. #
16:14 @Fletch788 share? #
16:18 is pleased with the inning so far. #yankees. (ALRIGHT DJ!) #
16:24 thinks Andy needs to get his shit together. WTF? #
16:29 RT @yankee32879 hell yes. great double play there. great double play! (what he said. Sorry, Andy!) #