Today in brief

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• 10:15 @antheia I tried to explain that for years when people would say, "Why don't the yankees win the world series every year? they have A-Rod!" #
• 11:24 @antheia yeah. *sigh* #
• 11:52 @trebleahead I celebrated Waitsmas (observed) on Saturday. I listened to Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis and got drunk at night. #
• 11:53 RT @michelehumes There just aren't enough hours in the day for all the procrastination I want to accomplish. #
• 14:25 @geekami I agree with Levi about the 13-episode season. #
• 15:27 @quirkyslayer thank you for mine!! :D #
• 15:30 is grateful to Tomarra for the hot chocolate. #
• 15:49 @blergh pasta and sauce #
• 15:50 @blergh if you're veggie, morning star stuff. If not, chicken patties. Stuff that requires boiling water. #
• 17:46 RT @FakeMTA: 9 out of 10 wives of G train conductors are not satisfied by size, length or fre
  quency. #
• 21:14 is singing 'Birdhouse in your Soul' as she looks at...birdhouses. #
• 21:16 @cbsop who are these morons?! They look delicious. I'd make them! #

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