Today in brief

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• 23:17 @StadiumInsider freecycle. #
• 09:25 @meganlibrarian maybe he'll be a better actor when he gets fat? Or does he have to do Jaws: The Revenge first? #
• 09:26 has a sore throat, half an apartment with almost no electricity, and no idea why she left her bed this morning. #
• 10:50 @rjgnyc ::gets popcorn:: this ought to be good. #
• 11:13 assures Derek Jeter that not all of his fans are psycho. I hope. twitzap.com/u/Z74 #yankees
  #facepalm #
• 11:51 @rutila I want that, too, but mostly so I can scream. A lot. #
• 12:01 @rutila I wish I could. *sigh* #
• 14:31 @reppep one of the many reasons I personally would like to start a brand new colony on the moon. #
• 14:38 @reppep hmm...could be either. Have to think about that. #
• 17:05 RT @StadiumInsider CURB ALERT! Throwing out my perfectly working 48 inch Mitsubish HDTV from '03
  /'04 - 84th btw Park and Lex TONIGHT at 7 PM #
• 18:08 aced her last writing assignment. YEAH SON! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?! #
• 18:39 @StadiumInsider hahaha awesome! Once I was physically
  putting an old stereo out and a dude driving by asked me if he could take it. #
• 18:39 @sailorboyj even a broken clock is right twice a day! Now, about that public option.... #

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