offbalance | Today in brief

23:01 legal ethics rule of thumb: if it was or could be the plot of a John Grisham novel, it's probably at least frowned upon by the bar. #
00:14 @dianakuan I will have to try them... #
09:06 @jvfriedman skin the color of a pale eggshell, a baseball cap, on her spiky blonde hair... #
09:18 @jvfriedman it also fits the rhyme scheme: "skin the color of a pale eggshell, and on her head, a sparkly turquoise beret..." #
09:29 @jvfriedman wtf happened? #
09:42 @antheia I really think the Union could do something great by stepping up here and offer to take a pay cut. The MTA brass, too. #
09:42 @antheia or maybe we'll all get ponies for christams. That actually seems more likely. #
09:52 @antheia me either, but the money has to come from somewhere, and the new union contract was said to be a major cause of the shortfall. #
10:15 @antheia \o/ she obviously knows you. #
10:57 @huma_rashid the Cotton ads are worse. But I love her otherwise. And her sister. #
11:05 @Ozzdo how does she know him? #
11:13 @Ozzdo nice. She should hook you up with passes or something! #
11:49 @jvfriedman they have 5 Guys in NY too - 2 are in Brooklyn! #
12:33 @jvfriedman I see what you did [eat] there! (there's 1 in the slope and 1 on Montague str
eet, and a couple in Manhattan.) #
13:23 @antheia I don't know about your, but rainy days and mondays always get ME down! #
13:56 @antheia heeee. I happen to love the Carpenters, see. What song do you have stuck? #
14:24 has an office that's been invaded by snack foods! Tastiest invasion ever. #
15:26 can't wait to see the induction of ABBA AND The Stooges into the R&R Hall of Fame. I demand a duet!! bit.ly/4YOY82 #
15:52 @<
a href="http://twitter.com/lwoodbloo">lwoodbloo you were the first one I thought of when I heard that. Ig and ABBA. I'm sure he's laughing his tiny ass off. #
16:10 @lwoodbloo them's the breaks. You could say the same about a lot of other nominees, also. #
16:24 @antheia time for another gravetop conga line! #
16:27 @antheia ::shakes maracas:: #
17:43 @siobhang ask your husband!! #
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7:47 @RogerClark41 isn't that more like beer handball? #
18:29 Its study time @ NYU!! mypict.me/27kZu #
19:18 oh mighty Halls lozenge, please sustain me - restart my brain so I may finish this take-home ethics final and actually go home!! #
19:41 @choochoobear the urge to invoke Godwin here is so very strong. #