Today in brief

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• 22:50 @michelehumes high praise from an Italian. The meatball, high esteem. My mom is Italian, I know these things. #
• 09:23 @cbsop I wish I could, too. But no dice. #
• 10:02 is running on fumes, hopes she can get them to last the week. Come on, Chanukkah miracle! #
• 10:30 @michelehumes not all meatballs are created equal. I still think my mom's are the best. #
• 12:02 @rutila ten dollars?! sheesh. Pass the Chips Ahoy. #
• 13:41 pleads temporary insanity for even attempting to enter the midtown Best Buy during lunchtime right before christmas. Oy. #
• 13:58 @brooklynpublic A Homemade Life by Molly Wizenberg, White Teeth by Zadie Smith, and American on Purpose - Craig Ferguson #
• 15:05 @michelehumes that place is great. I used to go all the time when I lived in the neighborhood. Now I live in discount store nirvana. #
• 15:42 @crotch_jenkins she probably was asking for nuggets. #
• 21:32 @huma_rashid poof- you're a sandwich! #
• 21:33 @crotch_jenkins a mask and shower gel. #
• 21:34 Had a rad time with her paralegal classmates!! #

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