Today in brief

[offbalance]

• 23:15 @rutila you can not forget captain jack. Stand aside, ladies. He's MINE. Even though he'd insist (accurately) there was enough to share. #
• 23:17 just saw The Hangover. I now get the hype - it was hilarious, cracked out, well-paced, and really, really fun. Definitely recommend. #
• 09:12 @kevinan very sharp!! #
• 09:32 just realized that Madonna's "Vogue" is nearly 20 years old. I feel old, but probably not as old as she denies feeling. #
• 10:26 @rmogull mazel to
  v!! #
• 11:24 @antheia seriously. Match them to each other so they can enjoy many happy years of bed death. #
• 11:29 is rickrolling the office with Tomarra! #
• 11:53 @sgreen3 dude. A dell? My sympathies. #
• 12:35 @huma_rashid I'm currently dating an Irish boy - and I so don't blame you there. #
• 14:17 @nicolebdavis I am jealous, even though I am stuffed with delicious Indian food. #
• 14:56 @patkiernan my boyfriend has external battery packs that he'll use. Otherwise just carry your cord & keep it plugged when you're @a desk. #

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