Today in brief

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• 22:17 @sgreen3 Big Bang has been way funnier than HIMym the last 2 seasons. #
• 07:15 @rmogull I think Hemingway said the same thing about writing. #
• 08:40 RT @jen_welker: I don't think this lic plate was well thought out. twitpic.com/x1kpe (if you can't read it it says KY BABE1 (LOLZ) #
• 08:52 wonders why people assume that the rules of physics don't apply to them. #
• 08:52 wonders why people assume that the rules of physics don't apply to them. #
• 09:56 endorses ginger ale and pringles as the best method for dealing with an evil stomach. #
• 11:30 @hello_mcee hardly. #
• 12:53 @siobhang I've been hearing amazing things about Redress, Inc. Otherwise, JC Penney is your friend. #
• 14:14 @bronxelf I think I have a stomach virus. We should start a club! #
• 16:46 @sgreen3 I thought college students were exempt? #
• 20:33 @boardofus about? #
• 20:34 @sgreen3 when I was a frosh I got a summons. I wrote a letter to the NYC Board of whateveritis & sent student id. They didn't call again. #
• 21:51 @meganlibrarian bitch, you almost made me laugh. #

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