Today in brief

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• 09:38 Is wondering why her stomach is so pissed off at her today. #
• 11:35 RT @brooklynbowl: YO GABBA GABBA goes bowling @brooklynbowl Thur May 20- RT this 2 enter 2 win a pair of tix! deets: bit.ly/YoGabbaBB #
• 11:40 RT @UnitedAirlines: Happy bday Tware! RT this for a chance to win 2 RT tkts w/in the lower 48+Canada! bit/.ly/arjhdfj #twarebday3 #
• 19:08 @huma_rashid Jane Eyre is one of my ALL TIME favorite books! (Insert Kanye joke here) #
• 19:56 Kay: No draft pick is going to t
  urn out to be Carl Crawford! Singleton: uh, Crawford WAS a draft pick. 2nd round!#LOLKAY #
• 20:08 @RogerClark41 Deadman's Curve is better than Surf City! #
• 21:50 Is grateful to have the kind of fiancee who takes such good care of me when I'm sick. #

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