offbalance | Today in brief

00:06 is getting two gift cards with rewards points. Hooray for free amazon and itunes money! #
07:08 Can we get mornings to start later? #
10:23 @biggayicecream what if you can't get out of work?? :( #
10:27 RT @geekami: Robert Rodriguez Has Been Offered the Deadpool Movie #geek bit.ly/9bNB8T (please let this happen!!) #
10:28 @biggayicecream you did! I've been calling since last week. Will call again. #
10:32 @biggayicecream I really wish I could do more than sign petitions and make phone calls!! This whole thing is awful and unfair! #
11:23 Needs a break. Will accept said break in form of vacation, staycation, or anything similar. #
13:37 Asks all NYC residents to call your councilperson today to tell them to oppose Jessica Lapin's food truck ban bill!! #
13:44 @PracticalWed I hate minivans! My mom always said: never have more kids than you can fit in a sedan. #
14:31 @michelehumes don't tell me that - I'm already dreading it!! What store? #
14:51 @dp57 call a wrecker and have it towed!! #
15:00 @dp57 try calling the school office? #
15:34 @eaterny @sophasaurus Rope in Ft. Greene has excellent trivia first tues of every month! #
15:38 @damiella the problem is the number of suburban transplants with no sense of history & a love of fake plastic food and buildings. #
15:45 @sophasaurus no prob! But come check it out July 6 - its going to be awesome! #
15:46 Hey @marchek_nyc? Meet @michelehumes. She needs a wedding dress! #
15:56 @damiella comic sans must die. #
15:57 @damiella they learned from our mistakes. #
17:08 RT @antheia: Why is a little forethought and consideration too much to ask? (The eternal question) #
19:28 Had an amazing walkabout in chinat
own. Am stuffed to the gills for $5, and got a break from myself for awhile. #
20:03 Watching Halliday get lit up like this makes this whole stupid day worthwhile. #yankees. #