AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

First it's pouring out.

Then some asshole pulls an emergency break a train ahead of mine and makes me late for work, and the trains extra crowded.

Then I GET to work, 5 minutes late, and my boss informs me (and I see with mine own eyes) that UPS never picked up yesterday!!!!

Either shoot me or put me back to bed.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

First it's pouring out.

Then some asshole pulls an emergency break a train ahead of mine and makes me late for work, and the trains extra crowded.

Then I GET to work, 5 minutes late, and my boss informs me (and I see with mine own eyes) that UPS never picked up yesterday!!!!

Either shoot me or put me back to bed.

After reading job ads...

Desperate recent graduate seeks paid, full-time position with full health benefits. I don't care what your company does or why. I don't give a damn what your corporate philosophy is. I don't know why I should care, as you are only handing out peanuts to have someone file and answer phones. JUST FUCKING HIRE ME ALREADY, OKAY? I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

*sigh* life sucks.

After reading job ads...

Desperate recent graduate seeks paid, full-time position with full health benefits. I don't care what your company does or why. I don't give a damn what your corporate philosophy is. I don't know why I should care, as you are only handing out peanuts to have someone file and answer phones. JUST FUCKING HIRE ME ALREADY, OKAY? I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

*sigh* life sucks.

riddle me this:

What do you do when you're dieting and all of a sudden a glass of WATER tastes like a juicy cheeseburger to you?

Do you celebrate or worry?

(I mean, I had a nice healthy lunch. This is bizarre.)

riddle me this:

What do you do when you're dieting and all of a sudden a glass of WATER tastes like a juicy cheeseburger to you?

Do you celebrate or worry?

(I mean, I had a nice healthy lunch. This is bizarre.)